February 2011
January 2011
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This is so cool. Not gonna lie, I’m wanting to try most of these things, especially the potato and the egg.
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You cheated on a good woman. That’s like cheating yourself out of a lifetime of love just for a few moments of lust.
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“Loss is never one-sided, ” I say. “Maybe most of the pain that comes from loss...”
– Jill Davis
I think I know you better than that
Underneath it all you’re weak. You’ve got your outsides screaming out loud for you so no one sees what’s dying inside of you, not even you. You’re covering up any kind of pain you feel and any feeling of remorse is brushed away by your surroundings and pushed down by the hard liquor that you’re always consuming yourself with.
I know that you’re hurting....
“Even if you think the flame has died, there’s a least one lyric that will hit...”
– JOHN MAYER
A real measure of a man who truly knows how to...
Shawn: You know, he used to tell me how wonderful you were, but guys always say great things about their girlfriends until they break up. That's when the truth comes out. You know, I've waited 15 years to find out what he really thinks about you. Do you wanna know what he thinks about you now that you've broken up?
Topanga: No. Shawn, I don't wanna talk about him.
Shawn: Now that you've broken up, he still tells me how wonderful you are.
Bazinga!
Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don't want tea.
Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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“It is a mark of prudence never to place our complete trust in those who have...”
– DESCARTES
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MEMEMEMEMEME
1. Your boy side
[x] you love hoodies. [x] you love jeans. [] dogs are better than cats. [] it’s hilarious when people get hurt [x] shopping is torture. [] sad movies suck. [] you own a car racing game. [x] you played with hot wheels cars as a kid. [] at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. [x] you owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega. [x] you used to be obsessed with power...
After a while you learn the subtle difference...
VERONICA A. SHOFFSTALL
Listen up, now honey, you're going to be sorry....